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This gets worse each time it comes around (Rec 2011)   1955!

‘I’ll tell you one thing, if things   keep going the way they are, it’s going to be impossible to 
buy a week’s groceries for $10.00. ‘

  

‘Have you seen the new cars 
coming out next year?  It won’t
 
be long before $1, 000.00 will
 
only buy a used one.’  

 
 

‘If cigarettes keep going up in 
price, I’m going to quit; 20 cents
 
a pack is ridiculous. 

 

 
‘Did you hear the post office is 
thinking about charging 7 cents
 
just to mail a letter.’

 

 
‘If they raise the minimum wage 
to $1.00, nobody will be able to
 
hire outside help at the store.’

 

 
‘When I first started driving, who 
would have thought gas would
 
someday cost 25 cents a gallon.
 
Guess we’d be better off leaving
 
the car in the garage.’

 

 

‘I’m afraid to send my kids to the 
movies any more.  Ever since they
 
let Clark Gable get by with saying
 
DAMN in ‘GONE WITH THE WIND’,
 
it seems every new movie has
 
either HELL or DAMN in it.’


 

 

‘I read the other day where some 
scientist thinks it’s possible to put
 
a man on the moon by the end of
 
the century. They even have some
 
fellows they call astronauts
 
preparing for it down in Texas.’

----- 

 

‘Did you see where some baseball 
player just signed a contract for
 
$50,000 a year just to play ball?
 
It wouldn’t surprise me if someday
 
they’ll be making more than the
 
President. 

----- 

 

‘I never thought I’d see the day 
all our kitchen appliances would
 
be electric.  They are even making
 
electric typewriters now. 

 

 

‘It’s too bad things are so tough 
nowadays.  I see where a few
 
married women are having to
 
work to make ends meet. 

 

 

‘It won’t be long before young 
couples are going to have to hire
 
someone to watch their kids so
 
they can both work.’

 

 

‘I’m afraid the Volkswagen car 
is going to open the door to a
 
whole lot of foreign business.’

 

 

‘Thank goodness I won’t live to 
see the day when the Government
 
takes half our income in taxes.  I
 
sometimes wonder if we are
 
electing the best people to
 
government.’

 


 

 

‘The drive-in restaurant is 
convenient in nice weather,
 
but I seriously doubt they
 
will ever catch on.’

 


 

 

‘There is no sense going on short 
trips anymore for a weekend.  It
 
costs nearly $2.00 a night to stay
 
in a hotel.’

 

 

‘No one can afford to be sick 
anymore.  At $15.00 a day in
 
the hospital, it’s too rich for
 
my blood.’

 


 

 

‘If they think I’ll pay 30 cents 
   For  A Hair Cut ,Forget It

 

1959 (Rec 2009)

Things can change a lot in 50 years. Here are a few things that Americans were saying in 1959:

I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it is going to be impossible to buy a week’s groceries for $20.

 

Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long when $5000 will only buy a used one.

 

If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous.

Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?

 

If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.

 

When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 30 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage.

 

Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls.

 

Also, their music drives me wild. This 'Rock Around The Clock' thing is nothing but racket.

 

Pretty soon you won't be able to buy a good 10-cent cigar.

 

I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even have some fellows they called astronauts preparing for it down in Texas.

 

Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the President.

 

Do you suppose television will ever reach our part of the country?

 

I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They are even making electric typewriters now.

 

It's too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married women have to work to make ends meet.

 

It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work.

 

I'm just afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business.

 

Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to Congress.

 

The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on.

 

There is no sense going to Lincoln or Omaha anymore for a weekend. It costs nearly $15 a night to stay in a hotel.

 

No one can afford to be sick any more, $35 a day in the hospital is too rich for my blood.

 

If a few idiots want to risk their necks flying across the country that's fine, but nothing will ever replace trains.

 

I don't know about you, but if they raise the price of coffee to 15 cents, I'll just have to drink mine at home.

 

If they think I'll pay 50 cents for a hair cut, forget it. I'll have my wife learn to cut hair.

 

We won't be going out much any more. Our baby sitter informed us she wants 50 cents an hour. Kids think money grows on trees.

 

Thanks to Eastman's Genealogy

The Beloit College
Mindset List for the
Class of 2013
 
 
Beloit, Wis. -- If the entering college class of 2013 had been more alert back in 1991 when most of them were born, they would now be experiencing a severe case of déjà vu. The headlines that year railed about government interventions, bailouts, bad loans, unemployment and greater regulation of the finance industry. The Tonight Show changed hosts for the first time in decades, and the nation asked “was Iraq worth a war?” 
 

            Each August since 1998, Beloit College has released the Beloit College Mindset List. It provides a look at the cultural touchstones that shape the lives of students entering college. It is the creation of Beloit’s Keefer Professor of the Humanities Tom McBride and Emeritus Public Affairs Director Ron Nief.  It is used around the world as the school year begins, as a reminder of the rapidly changing frame of reference for this new generation. It is widely reprinted and the Mindset List website athttp://www.beloit.edu/mindset/ receives more than 300,000 hits annually.

 

            As millions of students head off to college this fall, most will continue to experience the economic anxiety that marked their first two years of life just as it has marked their last two years of high school. Fears of the middle class--including their parents--about retirement and health care have been a part of their lives. Now however, they can turn to technology and text a friend: "Momdad still worried bout stocks. urs 2? PAW PCM".

 

            Members of the class of 2013 won't be surprised when they can charge a latté on their cell phone and curl up in the corner to read a textbook on an electronic screen. The migration of once independent media—radio, TV, videos and CDs—to the computer has never amazed them. They have grown up in a politically correct universe in which multi-culturalism has been a given. It is a world organized around globalization, with McDonald's everywhere on the planet. Carter and Reagan are as distant to them as Truman and Eisenhower were to their parents. Tattoos, once thought "lower class," are, to them, quite chic. Everybody knows the news before the evening news comes on.

 

            Thus the class of 2013 heads off to college as tolerant, global, and technologically hip…and with another new host of The Tonight Show.

 

###

 

The Beloit College Mindset List for the Class of 2013

 

            Most students entering college for the first time this fall were born in 1991.

 

1.      For these students, Martha Graham, Pan American Airways, Michael Landon, Dr. Seuss, Miles Davis, The Dallas Times Herald, Gene Roddenberry, and Freddie Mercury have always been dead.
2.      Dan Rostenkowski, Jack Kevorkian, and Mike Tyson have always been felons.

3.      The Green Giant has always been Shrek, not the big guy picking vegetables.

4.      They have never used a card catalog to find a book.

5.      Margaret Thatcher has always been a former prime minister. 

6.      Salsa has always outsold ketchup.

7.      Earvin "Magic" Johnson has always been HIV-positive. 

8.      Tattoos have always been very chic and highly visible.
9.      They have been preparing for the arrival of HDTV all their lives.
10.  Rap music has always been main stream.
11.  Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream has always been a flavor choice.

12.  Someone has always been building something taller than the Willis (née Sears) Tower in Chicago. 

13.  The KGB has never officially existed.

14.  Text has always been hyper.

15.  They never saw the “Scud Stud” (but there have always been electromagnetic stud finders.)

16.  Babies have always had a Social Security Number.

17.  They have never had to “shake down” an oral thermometer.

18.  Bungee jumping has always been socially acceptable.
19.  They have never understood the meaning of R.S.V.P.
20.  American students have always lived anxiously with high-stakes educational testing.
21.  Except for the present incumbent, the President has never inhaled. 
22.  State abbreviations in addresses have never had periods.

23.  The European Union has always existed.

24.  McDonald's has always been serving Happy Meals in China.

25.  Condoms have always been advertised on television.

26.  Cable television systems have always offered telephone service and vice versa.

27.  Christopher Columbus has always been getting a bad rap.

28.  The American health care system has always been in critical condition. 

29.  Bobby Cox has always managed the Atlanta Braves.
30.  Desperate smokers have always been able to turn to Nicoderm skin patches.
31.  There has always been a Cartoon Network.
32.  The nation’s key economic indicator has always been the Gross Domestic Product (GDP). 
33.  Their folks could always reach for a Zoloft.

34.  They have always been able to read books on an electronic screen.

35.  Women have always outnumbered men in college.

36.  We have always watched wars, coups, and police arrests unfold on television in real time.
37.  Amateur radio operators have never needed to know Morse code.

38.  Belarus, Moldova, Ukraine, Uzbekistan, Armenia, Latvia, Georgia, Lithuania, and Estonia have always been independent nations.

39.  It's always been official: President Zachary Taylor did not die of arsenic poisoning.

40.  Madonna’s perspective on Sex has always been well documented.

41.  Phil Jackson has always been coaching championship basketball.

42.  Ozzy Osbourne has always been coming back.

43.  Kevin Costner has always been Dancing with Wolves, especially on cable.
44.  There have always been flat screen televisions.
45.  They have always eaten Berry Berry Kix.
46.  Disney’s Fantasia has always been available on video, and It’s a Wonderful Life has always been on Moscow television.
47.  Smokers have never been promoted as an economic force that deserves respect.
48.  Elite American colleges have never been able to fix the price of tuition.

49.  Nobody has been able to make a deposit in the Bank of Credit and Commerce International (BCCI).

50.  Everyone has always known what the evening news was before the Evening News came on.

51.  Britney Spears has always been heard on classic rock stations.

52.  They have never been Saved by the Bell

53.   Someone has always been asking: “Was Iraq worth a war?”

54.  Most communities have always had a mega-church.

55.  Natalie Cole has always been singing with her father.

56.  The status of gays in the military has always been a topic of political debate.

57.  Elizabeth Taylor has always reeked of White Diamonds.

58.  There has always been a Planet Hollywood.

59.  For one reason or another, California’s future has always been in doubt.

60.  Agent Starling has always feared the Silence of the Lambs.

61.   “Womyn” and “waitperson” have always been in the dictionary.

62.  Members of Congress have always had to keep their checkbooks balanced since the closing of the House Bank.

63.  There has always been a computer in the Oval Office.

64.   CDs have never been sold in cardboard packaging.

65.   Avon has always been “calling” in a catalog.

66.  NATO has always been looking for a role.

67.  Two Koreas have always been members of the UN.

68.  Official racial classifications in South Africa have always been outlawed.
69.  The NBC Today Show has always been seen on weekends.
70.  Vice presidents of the United States have always had real power.
71.  Conflict in Northern Ireland has always been slowly winding down.
72.  Migration of once independent media like radio, TV, videos and compact discs to the computer has never amazed them.
73.  Nobody has ever responded to “Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”
74.  Congress could never give itself a mid-term raise.
75.  There has always been blue Jell-O.
 
Copyright © 2009 Beloit College

 

            N.B. To reach the authors:

            Ron Nief         (O) 608-363-2625 (C) 608-770-2625 niefr@beloit.edu
Tom McBride (O) 608-363-2307 (C) 608-312-9508 mcbridet@beloit.edu

 

 

 

Beloit, Wis. – Born when Ross Perot was warning about a giant sucking sound and Bill Clinton was apologizing for pain in his marriage, members of this fall’s entering college class of 2014 have emerged as a post-email generation for whom the digital world is routine and technology is just too slow.

 

Each August since 1998, Beloit College has released the Beloit College Mindset List. It provides a look at the cultural touchstones that shape the lives of students entering college this fall. The creation of Beloit’s Keefer Professor of the Humanities Tom McBride and former Public Affairs Director Ron Nief, it was originally created as a reminder to faculty to be aware of dated references, and quickly became a catalog of the rapidly changing worldview of each new generation. The Mindset List website at www.beloit.edu/mindset, the Mediasite webcast and its Facebook page receive more than 400,000 hits annually.

 

The class of 2014 has never found Korean-made cars unusual on the Interstate and five hundred cable channels, of which they will watch a handful, have always been the norm. Since "digital" has always been in the cultural DNA, they've never written in cursive and with cell phones to tell them the time, there is no need for a wrist watch. Dirty Harry (who’s that?) is to them a great Hollywood director. The America they have inherited is one of soaring American trade and budget deficits; Russia has presumably never aimed nukes at the United States and China has always posed an economic threat. 

 

Nonetheless, they plan to enjoy college. The males among them are likely to be a minority. They will be armed with iPhones and BlackBerries, on which making a phone call will be only one of many, many functions they will perform. They will now be awash with a computerized technology that will not distinguish information and knowledge. So it will be up to their professors to help them.  A generation accustomed to instant access will need to acquire the patience of scholarship. They will discover how to research information in books and journals and not just on-line. Their professors, who might be tempted to think that they are hip enough and therefore ready and relevant to teach the new generation, might remember that Kurt Cobain is now on the classic oldies station. The college class of 2014 reminds us, once again, that a generation comes and goes in the blink of our eyes, which are, like the rest of us, getting older and older.

 

 

The Beloit College Mindset List for the Class of 2014

Most students entering college for the first time this fall—the Class of 2014—were born in 1992.

For these students, Benny Hill, Sam Kinison, Sam Walton, Bert Parks and Tony Perkins have always been dead.

1. Few in the class know how to write in cursive.

2. Email is just too slow, and they seldom if ever use snail mail.

3. “Go West, Young College Grad” has always implied “and don’t stop until you get to Asia…and learn Chinese along the way.”

4. Al Gore has always been animated.

5. Los Angelenos have always been trying to get along.

6. Buffy has always been meeting her obligations to hunt down Lothos and the other blood-suckers at Hemery High.

7. “Caramel macchiato” and “venti half-caf vanilla latte” have always been street corner lingo.

8. With increasing numbers of ramps, Braille signs, and handicapped parking spaces, the world has always been trying harder to accommodate people with disabilities.

9. Had it remained operational, the villainous computer HAL could be their college classmate this fall, but they have a better chance of running into Miley Cyrus’s folks on Parents’ Weekend.

10. Entering college this fall in a country where a quarter of young people under 18 have at least one immigrant parent, they aren't afraid of immigration...unless it involves "real" aliens from another planet.

11. John McEnroe has never played professional tennis.

12. Clint Eastwood is better known as a sensitive director than as Dirty Harry.

13. Parents and teachers feared that Beavis and Butt-head might be the voice of a lost generation.

14. Doctor Kevorkian has never been licensed to practice medicine.

15. Colorful lapel ribbons have always been worn to indicate support for a cause.

16. Korean cars have always been a staple on American highways.

17. Trading Chocolate the Moose for Patti the Platypus helped build their Beanie Baby collection.

18. Fergie is a pop singer, not a princess.

19. They never twisted the coiled handset wire aimlessly around their wrists while chatting on the phone.

20. DNA fingerprinting and maps of the human genome have always existed.

21. Woody Allen, whose heart has wanted what it wanted, has always been with Soon-Yi Previn.

22. Cross-burning has always been deemed protected speech.

23. Leasing has always allowed the folks to upgrade their tastes in cars.

24. “Cop Killer” by rapper Ice-T has never been available on a recording.

25. Leno and Letterman have always been trading insults on opposing networks.

26. Unless they found one in their grandparents’ closet, they have never seen a carousel of Kodachrome slides.

27. Computers have never lacked a CD-ROM disk drive.

28. They’ve never recognized that pointing to their wrists was a request for the time of day.

29. Reggie Jackson has always been enshrined in Cooperstown.

30. “Viewer Discretion” has always been an available warning on TV shows.

31. The first home computer they probably touched was an Apple II or Mac II; they are now in a museum.

32. Czechoslovakia has never existed.

33. Second-hand smoke has always been an official carcinogen.

34. “Assisted Living” has always been replacing nursing homes, while Hospice has always offered an alternative to the hospital.

35. Once they got through security, going to the airport has always resembled going to the mall.

36. Adhesive strips have always been available in varying skin tones.

37. Whatever their parents may have thought about the year they were born, Queen Elizabeth declared it an “Annus Horribilis.”

38. Bud Selig has always been the Commissioner of Major League Baseball.

39. Pizza jockeys from Domino’s have never killed themselves to get your pizza there in under 30 minutes.

40. There have always been HIV positive athletes in the Olympics.

41. American companies have always done business in Vietnam.

42. Potato has always ended in an “e” in New Jersey per vice presidential edict.

43. Russians and Americans have always been living together in space.

44. The dominance of television news by the three networks passed while they were still in their cribs.

45. They have always had a chance to do community service with local and federal programs to earn money for college.

46. Nirvana is on the classic oldies station.

47. Children have always been trying to divorce their parents.

48. Someone has always gotten married in space.

49. While they were babbling in strollers, there was already a female Poet Laureate of the United States.

50. Toothpaste tubes have always stood up on their caps.

51.  Food has always been irradiated.

52. There have always been women priests in the Anglican Church.

53. J.R. Ewing has always been dead and gone. Hasn’t he? 

54. The historic bridge at Mostar in Bosnia has always been a copy.

55. Rock bands have always played at presidential inaugural parties.

56. They may have assumed that parents’ complaints about Black Monday had to do with punk rockers from L.A., not Wall Street.

57. A purple dinosaur has always supplanted Barney Google and Barney Fife. 

58. Beethoven has always been a good name for a dog.

59. By the time their folks might have noticed Coca Cola’s new Tab Clear, it was gone.

60. Walmart has never sold handguns over the counter in the lower 48.

61. Presidential appointees have always been required to be more precise about paying their nannies’ withholding tax, or else.

62. Having hundreds of cable channels but nothing to watch has always been routine. 

63. Their parents’ favorite TV sitcoms have always been showing up as movies.

64. The U.S, Canada, and Mexico have always agreed to trade freely.

65. They first met Michelangelo when he was just a computer virus.

66. Galileo is forgiven and welcome back into the Roman Catholic Church.

67. Ruth Bader Ginsburg has always sat on the Supreme Court.

68. They have never worried about a Russian missile strike on the U.S.

69. It seems the Post Office has always been going broke.

70. The artist formerly known as Snoop Doggy Dogg has always been rapping.

71. The nation has never approved of the job Congress is doing.

72. One way or another, “It’s the economy, stupid” and always has been.

73. Silicone-gel breast implants have always been regulated.

74. They've always been able to blast off with the Sci-Fi (SYFY) Channel.

75. Honda has always been a major competitor on Memorial Day at Indianapolis. 

 

 

 

Beloit, Wis. – Born when Ross Perot was warning about a giant sucking sound and Bill Clinton was apologizing for pain in his marriage, members of this fall’s entering college class of 2014 have emerged as a post-email generation for whom the digital world is routine and technology is just too slow.

Each August since 1998, Beloit College has released the Beloit College Mindset List. It provides a look at the cultural touchstones that shape the lives of students entering college this fall. The creation of Beloit’s Keefer Professor of the Humanities Tom McBride and former Public Affairs Director Ron Nief, it was originally created as a reminder to faculty to be aware of dated references, and quickly became a catalog of the rapidly changing worldview of each new generation. The Mindset List website at www.beloit.edu/mindset, the Mediasite webcast and its Facebook page receive more than 400,000 hits annually.

The class of 2014 has never found Korean-made cars unusual on the Interstate and five hundred cable channels, of which they will watch a handful, have always been the norm. Since "digital" has always been in the cultural DNA, they've never written in cursive and with cell phones to tell them the time, there is no need for a wrist watch. Dirty Harry (who’s that?) is to them a great Hollywood director. The America they have inherited is one of soaring American trade and budget deficits; Russia has presumably never aimed nukes at the United States and China has always posed an economic threat. 

Nonetheless, they plan to enjoy college. The males among them are likely to be a minority. They will be armed with iPhones and BlackBerries, on which making a phone call will be only one of many, many functions they will perform. They will now be awash with a computerized technology that will not distinguish information and knowledge. So it will be up to their professors to help them.  A generation accustomed to instant access will need to acquire the patience of scholarship. They will discover how to research information in books and journals and not just on-line. Their professors, who might be tempted to think that they are hip enough and therefore ready and relevant to teach the new generation, might remember that Kurt Cobain is now on the classic oldies station. The college class of 2014 reminds us, once again, that a generation comes and goes in the blink of our eyes, which are, like the rest of us, getting older and older.

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The Beloit College Mindset List for the Class of 2014

Most students entering college for the first time this fall—the Class of 2014—were born in 1992.

For these students, Benny Hill, Sam Kinison, Sam Walton, Bert Parks and Tony Perkins have always been dead.

1. Few in the class know how to write in cursive.

2. Email is just too slow, and they seldom if ever use snail mail.

3. “Go West, Young College Grad” has always implied “and don’t stop until you get to Asia…and learn Chinese along the way.”

4. Al Gore has always been animated.

5. Los Angelenos have always been trying to get along.

6. Buffy has always been meeting her obligations to hunt down Lothos and the other blood-suckers at Hemery High.

7. “Caramel macchiato” and “venti half-caf vanilla latte” have always been street corner lingo.

8. With increasing numbers of ramps, Braille signs, and handicapped parking spaces, the world has always been trying harder to accommodate people with disabilities.

9. Had it remained operational, the villainous computer HAL could be their college classmate this fall, but they have a better chance of running into Miley Cyrus’s folks on Parents’ Weekend.

10. Entering college this fall in a country where a quarter of young people under 18 have at least one immigrant parent, they aren't afraid of immigration...unless it involves "real" aliens from another planet.

11. John McEnroe has never played professional tennis.

12. Clint Eastwood is better known as a sensitive director than as Dirty Harry.

13. Parents and teachers feared that Beavis and Butt-head might be the voice of a lost generation.

14. Doctor Kevorkian has never been licensed to practice medicine.

15. Colorful lapel ribbons have always been worn to indicate support for a cause.

16. Korean cars have always been a staple on American highways.

17. Trading Chocolate the Moose for Patti the Platypus helped build their Beanie Baby collection.

18. Fergie is a pop singer, not a princess.

19. They never twisted the coiled handset wire aimlessly around their wrists while chatting on the phone.

20. DNA fingerprinting and maps of the human genome have always existed.

21. Woody Allen, whose heart has wanted what it wanted, has always been with Soon-Yi Previn.

22. Cross-burning has always been deemed protected speech.

23. Leasing has always allowed the folks to upgrade their tastes in cars.

24. “Cop Killer” by rapper Ice-T has never been available on a recording.

25. Leno and Letterman have always been trading insults on opposing networks.

26. Unless they found one in their grandparents’ closet, they have never seen a carousel of Kodachrome slides.

27. Computers have never lacked a CD-ROM disk drive.

28. They’ve never recognized that pointing to their wrists was a request for the time of day.

29. Reggie Jackson has always been enshrined in Cooperstown.

30. “Viewer Discretion” has always been an available warning on TV shows.

31. The first home computer they probably touched was an Apple II or Mac II; they are now in a museum.

32. Czechoslovakia has never existed.

33. Second-hand smoke has always been an official carcinogen.

34. “Assisted Living” has always been replacing nursing homes, while Hospice has always offered an alternative to the hospital.

35. Once they got through security, going to the airport has always resembled going to the mall.

36. Adhesive strips have always been available in varying skin tones.

37. Whatever their parents may have thought about the year they were born, Queen Elizabeth declared it an “Annus Horribilis.”

38. Bud Selig has always been the Commissioner of Major League Baseball.

39. Pizza jockeys from Domino’s have never killed themselves to get your pizza there in under 30 minutes.

40. There have always been HIV positive athletes in the Olympics.

41. American companies have always done business in Vietnam.

42. Potato has always ended in an “e” in New Jersey per vice presidential edict.

43. Russians and Americans have always been living together in space.

44. The dominance of television news by the three networks passed while they were still in their cribs.

45. They have always had a chance to do community service with local and federal programs to earn money for college.

46. Nirvana is on the classic oldies station.

47. Children have always been trying to divorce their parents.

48. Someone has always gotten married in space.

49. While they were babbling in strollers, there was already a female Poet Laureate of the United States.

50. Toothpaste tubes have always stood up on their caps.

51.  Food has always been irradiated.

52. There have always been women priests in the Anglican Church.

53. J.R. Ewing has always been dead and gone. Hasn’t he? 

54. The historic bridge at Mostar in Bosnia has always been a copy.

55. Rock bands have always played at presidential inaugural parties.

56. They may have assumed that parents’ complaints about Black Monday had to do with punk rockers from L.A., not Wall Street.

57. A purple dinosaur has always supplanted Barney Google and Barney Fife. 

58. Beethoven has always been a good name for a dog.

59. By the time their folks might have noticed Coca Cola’s new Tab Clear, it was gone.

60. Walmart has never sold handguns over the counter in the lower 48.

61. Presidential appointees have always been required to be more precise about paying their nannies’ withholding tax, or else.

62. Having hundreds of cable channels but nothing to watch has always been routine. 

63. Their parents’ favorite TV sitcoms have always been showing up as movies.

64. The U.S, Canada, and Mexico have always agreed to trade freely.

65. They first met Michelangelo when he was just a computer virus.

66. Galileo is forgiven and welcome back into the Roman Catholic Church.

67. Ruth Bader Ginsburg has always sat on the Supreme Court.

68. They have never worried about a Russian missile strike on the U.S.

69. It seems the Post Office has always been going broke.

70. The artist formerly known as Snoop Doggy Dogg has always been rapping.

71. The nation has never approved of the job Congress is doing.

72. One way or another, “It’s the economy, stupid” and always has been.

73. Silicone-gel breast implants have always been regulated.

74. They've always been able to blast off with the Sci-Fi (SYFY) Channel.

75. Honda has always been a major competitor on Memorial Day at Indianapolis.